Clever implication

This was a conversation that took place over the dinner table between a gentle man and me while i was on board.

Me: Good evening sir!!

Him:good evening young man!!

All meals were the buffet system there and we take what each of us want and come back and take our seats on the dinner table. and start eating. In a couple of minutes.......

Him: Shri, you are a gaas-poos (a word that means a vegetarian) arent you?

Me: Yes sir!! very much one!!

Him: then why dont you eat beef?

Me: !!!! because i am a veggie?!?!?

Him: see... cow eats grass, and you eat cow, it means u are indirectly eating grass only!!! so u still are a vegetarian!

Me:!!!! errrrrrrr.....

Him: So shall i get you some beef then?

Me: No thanks sir, but i have one point to make!!

Him: yes sure!!! Go ahead!!

Me: pig eats Sh*t and you eat pork!!! So does that mean........ ???????????

Him:" "

Me: may i get u some pork sir???

Background: the whole mess room was in a bout of hysterical laughter

I was happy that the joke by a junior was taken in a good sense and not in a bad one!!!

This was one hilarious incident that i could not forget, hilarious because the people involved took the whole incident in a light tone!!!